Chocolate Dishwasher Vodka

Ingredients:

1 glass bottle of vodka
1 cup of finely chopped or grated chocolate (baker's chocolate, candy bar, flavoured chocolate, whatever you want)
1 dishwasher

Method:
Empty 1 cup of vodka from bottle. Either save for later or consume.

Fill bottle to almost full with the chopped or grated chocolate and return lid to bottle. Invert several times.

Place bottle in top rack of dishwasher and run short wash cycle without soap.

Shake bottle well.

Repeat dishwasher cycle and shaking until all chocolate is melted and fully incorporated into vodka.

Serve neat with adequate adult supervision as it will, at this point, simply taste like candy.